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Church Schedules Farewell Reception for Departing Pastor on Same Sunday as Welcome Reception for New Pastor, Calls It 'Efficient'
Bethel Community Church will honor 22 years of pastoral ministry and introduce his replacement simultaneously, using one sheet cake.
Miriam Pressley · March 19, 2026
Man Puts Phone Away During Conversation, Other Person Has No Idea What to Do With His Face
A Cedar Rapids networking event descended into confusion Tuesday after one attendee maintained uninterrupted eye contact for the duration of a full conversation.
Hannah Torres · March 19, 2026
Man Receives Real-Time Package Tracking Notifications for Item He Never Ordered, Follows Journey Anyway
The mystery parcel has traveled through four distribution centers, and Derek Hollis, 41, is now emotionally invested.
Ezra Kim · March 19, 2026
I'm the Church Coffee Station Volunteer and I Know Exactly Who Takes the Last Cup Without Starting a New Pot
Thirteen years of faithful, caffeinated service. I have seen things.
Miriam Pressley · March 19, 2026
Church Discovers Its Emergency Contact List Has Not Been Updated Since 2009, Features Seven Deceased Members and One Fax Number
Administration team at Calvary Community Church confirms the list was last revised during the Obama administration and still lists a Blockbuster Video as a secondary contact for the Hendersons.
Hannah Torres · March 19, 2026
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