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I've Been Driving the Church Van for Seventeen Years and I Know Every Back Road, Every Shortcut, and Every Person Who Will Not Stop Asking About the Radio
An open letter from the man who has logged 84,000 miles in service of youth retreats, nursing home visits, and airport runs for missionaries nobody else volunteered to pick up.
Ezra Kim · March 14, 2026
Church Anniversary Committee Formed to Determine Founding Year Enters Its Third Year of Operation
Calvary Bible Church's centennial celebration planning is on hold pending resolution of a 94-year historical dispute.
Miriam Pressley · March 14, 2026
Congressman Introduces Landmark Bill, Discovers It Is Identical to Bill He Voted Against in 2019
Rep. Gerald Moss, 61, calls the legislation 'bold and necessary,' having apparently forgotten his floor speech opposing it.
Hannah Torres · March 14, 2026
I've Coordinated the Church Welcome Team for Nine Years and Nobody Has Ever Filled Out the Visitor Card Completely
Name, yes. Phone number, sometimes. 'How did you hear about us?' Blank. Always blank.
Miriam Pressley · March 13, 2026
Congressman Introduces 847-Page Bill, Praises It as 'Common Sense Legislation' Having Read the Title
Rep. Douglas Holt says he is 'fully confident' in the bill's contents, which he describes as 'the part before the hyphen.'
Ezra Kim · March 13, 2026
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