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Man Purchases Three-Year Extended Warranty on Dishwasher He Replaced Six Months Ago
The warranty arrived Tuesday. The dishwasher left in August.
Hannah Torres · March 13, 2026
Man Spends Weekend Enabling Two-Factor Authentication on Every Account, Now Locked Out of All of Them
Derek Paulsen, 41, of Naperville secured his digital life so thoroughly that he can no longer access it.
Ezra Kim · March 13, 2026
I've Run the Church Projector for Eleven Years and I Have Never Once Been Thanked for Getting the Lyrics Right
A first-person account of invisible faithfulness from the back row of the sanctuary.
Ezra Kim · March 13, 2026
State Legislature Passes Resolution Declaring Official State Prayer, Nobody Can Agree on What It Should Say
The resolution passed 97–1. The prayer itself has been in committee for nine months.
Ezra Kim · March 12, 2026
Inflation So High Church Offering Plate Now Accepts Venmo, Crypto, and Emotional Support
The deacons installed a QR code on the collection plate after the average cash offering dropped to $3.12 and a coupon for Arby’s.
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