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Dad Unsubscribes From School Email List in September, Misses Every Single Event for the Entire Academic Year
Greg Halverson, 44, of Naperville now learns about field trips, picture days, and spring concerts approximately four days after they occur.
Hannah Torres · March 16, 2026
Worship Team's Thursday Rehearsal Runs 2.5 Hours Longer Than the Actual Sunday Service It Was Rehearsing For
Band members at Cornerstone Fellowship spent four hours perfecting a set that would ultimately last 22 minutes.
Miriam Pressley · March 16, 2026
Congressman Proposes Mandatory Moment of Prayer Before Each Floor Vote, Has Missed 74% of Floor Votes This Session
Rep. Dale Hutchins says the measure would restore moral seriousness to the legislative process.
Hannah Torres · March 16, 2026
I've Arranged the Parking Lot Cones at First Baptist for 14 Years and Nobody Has Ever Asked Me Why
The system I've built is precise, load-bearing, and completely invisible to everyone who benefits from it.
Ezra Kim · March 15, 2026
Area Man Refuses to Have Hot Take on Anything, Gains 2.3 Million Followers
Marcus Webb, 31, says he simply doesn't know what he thinks about most things, which the internet is calling 'profoundly healing content.'
Hannah Torres · March 15, 2026
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